My name is Joyce. I live in Seoul, South Korea, 14.. which makes me 13 in American Age. I'm part of many fandoms like Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, Marvel, Youtubers.. like Dan, Phil, Carrie, PJ. I'm on Season 1 for Supernatural and 2 for Merlin but I know what happens anyways. Plus I reblog cats, hedgehogs, and anything else that holds my attention for over 0.1 seconds. Plus, blogging about Harry Potter is pretty equivalent to saying I'm human so.. you'll see that a lot. IM A POTTERHEAD OKAY?
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
- *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
- Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
- Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
- Man: I never filled out an application.
- Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
- Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
- Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
- Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
- Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
- Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
- Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
- Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
- Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
- Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
- Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
- Employee:
- Man:
- Employee:
- Man: Fuck you, slut.
What if Cas does die a human and when he returns to heaven, Metatron expects a masterpiece of a story of the pretty wife, children and grandchildren but all he gets is
DEAN DEAN BLA BLA BLA SUCKED HIS BLA BLA BLABLA DEAN BLA IN THA BUTT BLABLABLA DEAN DEAN DEAN BLABLA BEST SEX EVER
You just have to believe in it (2013)
Tardis: shigeako
Ten: kittenwelpPhotos: ireneadlerholmes
Retouch: me
Bitch, Plz! Like I didn’t know I was a fine piece of ass!
What do you mean “today”?
OMG IT’S BACK
CAN WE FUCKING APPLAUD THE MEN OF TUMBLR
(Source: observando)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
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hi i reached 2.5K the other day and i wanted to make an awards because awards make me happy aw, so yes the rules are:
mbf me
if you like this you are not entered + nobody likes u
reblog once
must reach 50« notes, every 50+ means one more winner
this ends 30th may (not long ik but last exam that day yay)the awards you’re entered for are:
best url
best sidebar
best theme
best posts
best edits
funniest blogger
nicest blogger
best overallthe super kl prizes you win are:
free promos for a week (two weeks for best overall)
an attempt at a url graphic for best overall + best url
a space on my blog for all (special spot for overall)
100 swag points
bragging rights yiss
You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet, before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a man out of youI have been awaiting this gifset for the entirety of my existence.
- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
(Source: styleswanky)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
